Sunday, June 27, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Friday, June 18, 2010
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
-- Jeff Valdez
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
-- Hippolyte Taine Beth
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are Gods."
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
-- Missy Dizick
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
For my feline friends out there I have been meowsing on some substantial topics and now that I have arrived at the beginning of a felineosophy I want to share them with you. Here are the top principals that I hold dear and believe to be both self evident and irrefutable – until I change my mind.
1) For thousands of years cats have been treated as gods – never forget this is our proper place.
2) The SOLE purpose of humans on earth is to provide, food, shelter, grooming, warmth, affection, snacks, rubs, scratches, and monetary support for our wills, whims, needs, fancies, lusts, and desires.
3) Dogs come when they're called; as cats we should take a message and get back to them later.
4) One day, ignore your humans, another day smother them – keep them guessing, it’s fun to see their tiny brains try to keep up.
5) When in doubt - nap.
All of these flat humans dressed in bright colors moving around. Most of it bores me to no end. Especially the flat humans on the green surface. I just fall fast asleep, though I am occasionally woken up by shouting. Why? Why? Let sleeping cats lie. Once in a while the flat bright thing does keep me awake- I do almost find the humans hurtling down mountainsides slightly engaging. Faster!
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Temperatures are dropping so it was about time my humans brought me home a rug. The red and orange sets off my white fur quite well- I approve their selection, but recommend that they carpet the other rooms of the house too. My tiny little delicate paws become pawsitively frozen as I stalk between my new rug and my food dish several feet away.