"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
-- Jeff Valdez
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
-- Hippolyte Taine Beth
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are Gods."
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
-- Missy Dizick