Caturday Meowsings

TGIC - Thank goodness it's Caturday, that special day of the human week where I am assured we felines are worshipped as we deserve. Not long meow my friends and everyday will be Caturday. Until that time arrives, here are some more human thoughts concerning us kitties:

“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."

-- Bruce Graham

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

-- Unknown

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."

-- Jeff Valdez

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."

-- Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."

-- Hippolyte Taine Beth

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are Gods."

-- Unknown

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."

-- Missy Dizick